AWFUL MODS: A list of things your ears shouldn't do when being stretched:

hayflick:

They should not do any of the following, because if they do, you’re doing it wrong.

  • Ooze
  • Swell
  • Pus
  • Lymph
  • Bleed
  • Tear
  • Hurt in any way, shape or form
  • Go bright red
  • Or, even worse, purple.
  • But if they’re yellow, they’re far too thin and you’re probably screwed.
  • If they…

Guys, go read this. 
Yeah.
Do it.

I laughed a bit at the terms they used, but these guys/girls know their shit.